You can take the boy out of elementary school, but I don’t think you can ever take the elementary school out of the boy. Those were the days where you would spend your days dreaming of how you wished you were somewhere else. There were random things you would do to pass your time. For me, it was playing with paper footballs, or playing this game where you played war on a piece of paper and used random dots to see what had been taken out. I can’t really remember how to play anymore.
There was one activity that always stood out. It was the use of spitballs. An empty Bic pen and a sheet of paper and an afternoon could be wasted, but if you got caught, the day was spent with the principle.
Well, friends and neighbors, the spitball game has been stepped up with this new toy. It is the spitball gun and I want one, don’t you.
